Fede citater!

17 12 2007

Sad og kedede mig lidt og faldt så over en masse sjove citater på nettet:

Klog mand tisser ikke mod vinden.  Ordsprog, danske

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?  Jack Handey

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?  Jack Handey

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?  Jack Handey

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?  Jack Handey

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?  Jack Handey

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?  Jack Handey

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Jack Handey

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?  Jack Handey




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